If only life was so technically simple

I could have said –

INSERT INTO LIFE_TL (STRESS,SORROW, WEALTH,HEALTH, SUCCESS LEVEL, LOVE)
VALUES (NULL,NULL,’1000 trillion $’,’Very Sound’,’Highest Always’,’True,Everlasting’)

and life would have been so WONDERFUL!!!! πŸ˜‰


If only life was so technically simple

I could have said –

DELETE LIFE_TL where RESULT=’Failure’ OR RESULT=’Misery’ OR RESULT=’Pain’ OR RESULT=’Poverty’

and all my problems would have been solved in a jiffy!!!! πŸ˜€


If only life was so technically simple

I could have said –

SELECT * FROM MY_MEMORY_TL where NAME=’KPI’ AND DESCRIPTION LIKE ‘%KPI set by my manager in last meeting%’ ANDΒ  CREATED <= ‘Jun 20XX’ AND CREATED_BY=’MANAGER’

and I would have atleast known what should I do in office????!!!! πŸ˜›


If only life was so technically simple

I could have said –

UPDATE MY_COMPANY_EMPLOYEE_DETAILS SET EMP_SALARY=’600,000,000 p.a’ AND EMP_POSITION=’CEO’ AND EMP_RATING=’Excellent’ AND EMP_ATTENDENCE=’100%’ WHERE EMP_NAME=’ME’

andΒ  I wouldn’t have to come to office.. which would have automatically solved the previous problem…. πŸ™‚


If only life was so technically simple……………….

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